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Be careful who you vent to.
- Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via corivicious)

(Source: itsthelesbiana)


shorm:

the best kind of flirting: the flirting where apparently neither of you knew you were flirting but APPARENTLY EVERYONE ELSE DID


shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.


gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2


ethereal-ize:

▼ I follow back everyone ▼
meanplastic:

THIS POST NEEDS 1 MILLION NOTES

slomps:

Imagine being given a book with a photo of every person you’d ever met


clearbay:

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT 

(Source: sharksylph)


yifferpines:

I told my best friend I could recite an entire episode of Spongebob from memory and I did